HERE BE MONSTERS

A place for brain things, with reptile assistance

I think it’s physically impossible for me to be in an RP without eventually making a map for it. I’ve even made maps for maps. There is, evidently, a very suppressed part of me that aspires to be a cartographer, and it’s obnoxious. 

Fullview the second one yonder

Beleza had some fun in the sun today! Little gal is really a-glowin’. 

thrillbobaggins asked: This isn't really an ask... I just thought you should know I think the drawings you've done, or 'screebles', are pretty freakin' good!

Aww, hey, thank you hon! That’s very kind of you to say :D 

Some screebles from the last month or so, from Skyrim RPs and non-Skyrim RPs.

Now with little batman ears and tacky fashion sense 

Now with little batman ears and tacky fashion sense 

lizzigator asked: The tags from that Skyrim confessions post had you in it, so I assume you're the one who submitted it. YOU HAVE MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY ON HOW THE ELVES LOOK LET ME LOVE YOU.

Hahah indeed I was! Thank you, gosh, it’s so cool to see that so many people feel the same way.

Maaaan has it been some time since I’ve dug into these guys. His hands make me think he’s going to try to sell me a bad insurance policy. 
The hydra, a distant cousin to dragons (who will emphasize distant). A probable spinoff of the wyvern family. 

Maaaan has it been some time since I’ve dug into these guys. His hands make me think he’s going to try to sell me a bad insurance policy. 

The hydra, a distant cousin to dragons (who will emphasize distant). A probable spinoff of the wyvern family. 

jesus-lizard-journal asked: Do you happen to have a deviantart account where I could favorite that pic with the four Skyrim bandits squabbling? I love it a lot! =D

Sorry for the semi-belated answer, but I wanted to wait until I could answer you with a yes! Got a couple requests to put it on DA, so there we go. And thank you! <3

bowrll:

angiebeast:

Doroga, out for a cruise! Man I have come to love this little guy so damn much. I confess I let him out more than my other scaly bebes as he’s such a pathetic slitherer he can’t really go far, nor does he have legs for random kamikaze leaps into the abyss (ahem, Miss Beardie). I plop him on my desk or on my bed and he pretty much pokes around there until I pluck him up again. Keeps me company, and I don’t have to worry about him wandering off onto the floor.

aaaa i kinda want a legless lizard…  what are they like? what kind of personalities do they have?

THEY ARE THE MOST AMAZING THINGS oh my gosh I really can’t say enough about scheltys! Other legless lizards I have no idea, but the scheltopusik has completely stolen my heart. Mine is a wily, cheeky little fart that still makes a “fft fft ffft” noise every time someone walks in the room or reaches into his cage. He doesn’t ever try to bite, and in fact is so excited to come out he’ll shoot halfway up your arm if you let him, but I always get puffed at when I first go in to say hello. He’s extremely responsive to his surroundings to the point that a new neighbor upset him for a week. I could talk about these guys forever but yeah! If you do decide to get one I promise boatloads of fun once it tames down.

(via flygex-eatin-on-softies)

Doroga, out for a cruise! Man I have come to love this little guy so damn much. I confess I let him out more than my other scaly bebes as he’s such a pathetic slitherer he can’t really go far, nor does he have legs for random kamikaze leaps into the abyss (ahem, Miss Beardie). I plop him on my desk or on my bed and he pretty much pokes around there until I pluck him up again. Keeps me company, and I don’t have to worry about him wandering off onto the floor.
Remember that time I lied about being done with sphinx profiles

Remember that time I lied about being done with sphinx profiles

wingedmonkey said: Never played Skyrim but love this all the same! The personalities roar through.

Thanks man! You ought to start, I’m not even a gamer and I’ve been finding it stupid fun. As shown by my  … possibly over 500 logged playing hours, haha. Ha.

Also oh my goodness did that  picture blow up! Clearly I underestimated what would happen when I posted something even vaguely related to a fandom. Welcome to everyone who’s started following me since =D 

Are you ready for the laziest coloring job I have ever done in my life??
I was about 3/5ths done with this sketch when I suddenly got a bad hankering to slop it up in PS. There are some areas I don&#8217;t much care for but I think I like it, mostly! Been a long time since I&#8217;ve colored anything remotely like this. I need to practice more.
The four bozos pictured are some of my Skyrim characters. These guys in particular I play as bandits, and while they&#8217;ll obviously never meet, I like to imagine they were a nice little coven of vagabonds before they got split up.

Are you ready for the laziest coloring job I have ever done in my life??

I was about 3/5ths done with this sketch when I suddenly got a bad hankering to slop it up in PS. There are some areas I don’t much care for but I think I like it, mostly! Been a long time since I’ve colored anything remotely like this. I need to practice more.

The four bozos pictured are some of my Skyrim characters. These guys in particular I play as bandits, and while they’ll obviously never meet, I like to imagine they were a nice little coven of vagabonds before they got split up.

Some things and some stuff from the last few months! The lovely gal in the second pic belongs to Sephiramy

Was scrounging for stuff to make a small sketchdump, figured this was okay on its own. One of my last few pieces before I switched to sketching in colored pencil. I really do not miss lead at all haha. 

Was scrounging for stuff to make a small sketchdump, figured this was okay on its own. One of my last few pieces before I switched to sketching in colored pencil. I really do not miss lead at all haha.