HERE BE MONSTERS

A place for brain things, with reptile assistance
Now with little batman ears and tacky fashion sense 

Now with little batman ears and tacky fashion sense 

lizzigator asked: The tags from that Skyrim confessions post had you in it, so I assume you're the one who submitted it. YOU HAVE MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY ON HOW THE ELVES LOOK LET ME LOVE YOU.

Hahah indeed I was! Thank you, gosh, it’s so cool to see that so many people feel the same way.

Maaaan has it been some time since I’ve dug into these guys. 
The hydra, a distant cousin to dragons (who will emphasize distant). A probable spinoff of the wyvern family.

Maaaan has it been some time since I’ve dug into these guys. 

The hydra, a distant cousin to dragons (who will emphasize distant). A probable spinoff of the wyvern family.

jesuslizardjournal asked: Do you happen to have a deviantart account where I could favorite that pic with the four Skyrim bandits squabbling? I love it a lot! =D

Sorry for the semi-belated answer, but I wanted to wait until I could answer you with a yes! Got a couple requests to put it on DA, so there we go. And thank you! <3

bowrll:

angiebeast:

Doroga, out for a cruise! Man I have come to love this little guy so damn much. I confess I let him out more than my other scaly bebes as he’s such a pathetic slitherer he can’t really go far, nor does he have legs for random kamikaze leaps into the abyss (ahem, Miss Beardie). I plop him on my desk or on my bed and he pretty much pokes around there until I pluck him up again. Keeps me company, and I don’t have to worry about him wandering off onto the floor.

aaaa i kinda want a legless lizard…  what are they like? what kind of personalities do they have?

THEY ARE THE MOST AMAZING THINGS oh my gosh I really can’t say enough about scheltys! Other legless lizards I have no idea, but the scheltopusik has completely stolen my heart. Mine is a wily, cheeky little fart that still makes a “fft fft ffft” noise every time someone walks in the room or reaches into his cage. He doesn’t ever try to bite, and in fact is so excited to come out he’ll shoot halfway up your arm if you let him, but I always get puffed at when I first go in to say hello. He’s extremely responsive to his surroundings to the point that a new neighbor upset him for a week. I could talk about these guys forever but yeah! If you do decide to get one I promise boatloads of fun once it tames down.

(via flygex-eatin-on-softies)

Doroga, out for a cruise! Man I have come to love this little guy so damn much. I confess I let him out more than my other scaly bebes as he’s such a pathetic slitherer he can’t really go far, nor does he have legs for random kamikaze leaps into the abyss (ahem, Miss Beardie). I plop him on my desk or on my bed and he pretty much pokes around there until I pluck him up again. Keeps me company, and I don’t have to worry about him wandering off onto the floor.

Remember that time I lied about being done with sphinx profiles

Remember that time I lied about being done with sphinx profiles

wingedmonkey said: Never played Skyrim but love this all the same! The personalities roar through.

Thanks man! You ought to start, I’m not even a gamer and I’ve been finding it stupid fun. As shown by my  … possibly over 500 logged playing hours, haha. Ha.

Also oh my goodness did that  picture blow up! Clearly I underestimated what would happen when I posted something even vaguely related to a fandom. Welcome to everyone who’s started following me since =D 

Are you ready for the laziest coloring job I have ever done in my life??
I was about 3/5ths done with this sketch when I suddenly got a bad hankering to slop it up in PS. There are some areas I don&#8217;t much care for but I think I like it, mostly! Been a long time since I&#8217;ve colored anything remotely like this. I need to practice more.
The four bozos pictured are some of my Skyrim characters. These guys in particular I play as bandits, and while they&#8217;ll obviously never meet, I like to imagine they were a nice little coven of vagabonds before they got split up.

Are you ready for the laziest coloring job I have ever done in my life??

I was about 3/5ths done with this sketch when I suddenly got a bad hankering to slop it up in PS. There are some areas I don’t much care for but I think I like it, mostly! Been a long time since I’ve colored anything remotely like this. I need to practice more.

The four bozos pictured are some of my Skyrim characters. These guys in particular I play as bandits, and while they’ll obviously never meet, I like to imagine they were a nice little coven of vagabonds before they got split up.

Some things and some stuff from the last few months! The lovely gal in the second pic belongs to Sephiramy

Was scrounging for stuff to make a small sketchdump, figured this was okay on its own. One of my last few pieces before I switched to sketching in colored pencil. I really do not miss lead at all haha. 

Was scrounging for stuff to make a small sketchdump, figured this was okay on its own. One of my last few pieces before I switched to sketching in colored pencil. I really do not miss lead at all haha. 

Biyani knew just what to get me for my birthday

Biyani knew just what to get me for my birthday

Last year was difficult. Things will get more difficult. It was, however, a good year for worldbuilding on my end. Many things got shuffled around that were looong overdue for shuffling. Much is still up in the air, but that&#8217;s part of the fun. Teddie shall kiss it all better in the end.

Happy new year all. &lt;3 

Last year was difficult. Things will get more difficult. It was, however, a good year for worldbuilding on my end. Many things got shuffled around that were looong overdue for shuffling. Much is still up in the air, but that’s part of the fun. Teddie shall kiss it all better in the end.

Happy new year all. <3 

I know I haven’t posted since the late jurassic but I have to talk about this because I’m still freaking out. Please meet Beleza, who was an early Christmas present from my parents! 

Brazilian rainbow boas are goddamn gorgeous snakes, probably one of the most beautiful animals in the world. It’s tough to capture on camera but they have a stunning iridescence that grows with age, along with their red color (hopefully—reports on that one seem to vary). Of course I think all my bebes are lovely but it’s really tough putting Bel away, haha. All I want to do is staaaaare at the rainbows. But she’s a sweet little thing, took her all of five days to decide “yeah, I got this” and get to coasting around on her own outside the cage like she owns the place. She doesn’t even flinch if you touch her head. 

Doroga, on the other hand, is highly vexed by his sudden neighbor. For the first week he basically lived in that corner to glare with all his lizardy might at the new arrival. I could tell when she was exploring, because Doroga would start banging around his cage, trying to climb up and get a better view. Little dork has since calmed down but he still takes time out of his daily rounds to give her the stinkeye. 

I hope all your holidays were equally joyous!

Honestly, Serkov, those things are bad enough for us with lungs.

Honestly, Serkov, those things are bad enough for us with lungs.